The Room Tone - Music Inspired By The Room

by Denny Zartman

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Music inspired by the 2003 film "The Room" written and directed by Tommy Wiseau.

Includes the bonus track "Can I Kiss You"

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released January 7, 2014

Produced, written, and performed by Denny Zartman

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Track Name: Future Wife
You’re my future wife
I’m your future man
I come to you
From a distant land
I say these words
So you understand
I fell in love with you

I was bussing plates
You were sitting there
I saw your big brown eyes
And your golden hair
You didn’t mind
When I stopped and stared
I fell in love with you

It was new with me
To see someone like you
Synchronicity
Will see us through

I buy you now
This sexy dress
You put it on
And I caress
A gentle heart
An endless kiss
I fell in love with you
Track Name: That's The Idea
To be alone with your sweetheart
Now that’s, that’s the idea

To pledge your soul and never part
Now that’s, that’s the idea

That’s the idea
(To never be alone)

That’s the idea
(When all is said and done)

That’s the idea
(To understand your life)

That’s the idea
(Find your future wife)

To be together forever and ever
Now that’s, that’s the idea

To shelter each other no matter the weather
Now that’s, that’s the idea

That’s the idea
(To find a special mate)

That’s the idea
(Before it is too late)

That’s the idea
(And when that one you find)

That’s the idea
(She will be true and kind)

To live too fast and die too young
Now that’s, that’s the idea

To marry, have kids, and some fun
Now that’s, that’s the idea

That’s the idea
Track Name: I Don't Want To Talk About It
I don’t want to talk about it
Don’t wanna squawk about it
Don’tcha balk about it

I don’t wanna sing about it
I don’t wanna think about it
Not a thing about it
I don’t wanna hurt about it
I’m in a hurry about it
So don’t worry about it

I just want it all to end
Can we be friends
And if not, pretend

Don’t worry about it
Don’t worry about what they say
Don’t worry about it
People are changing (3x) every day

I wanna take as much as I can
So why don’t you
Give, give, give? (Ooh, wee!)

I’m looking out for number one
And I’m gonna
Live, live, live! (3x)

Yeah!

I don’t want to talk about it
Don’t wanna walk about it
Don’tcha balk about it
I wanna forget it all
Have myself a ball
See ya later, y’all

I don’t want to talk about it
Don’t want to talk about it
Don’t want to talk about it
with you
Track Name: The Ballad Of Chris R
Where’s my fucking money, Denny?
Where’s my fucking money?
Where’s my fucking money, Denny?
Where’s my fucking money?

You think this is funny, Denny?
You think this is funny?
You shake like a bunny, Denny
You shake like a bunny

Don’t you see my gunny, Denny?
Don’t you see my gunny?
Where’s my fucking money, Denny?
Where’s my fucking money?

I was playing basketball
Up on the rooftop
Looking for you
When in to my life
You again do drop
Isn’t it true?

By coincidence
An acquaintance
Will visit today

By my watch it’s clear
That appointment’s a mere
Five minutes away

I don’t have five fucking minutes
(It’ll be here, I swear)
I can’t be here all day
(It’s coming, we’re good)
The meter has reached the limit
(You’re not being fair)
And the fines I cannot pay
(I’m misunderstood)

I needed some money
So I bought some drugs
When all that I needed
Were Lisa’s hugs

And Johnny’s love
He’s just like my dad
And Lisa’s mom
That I never had

Lisa’s Johnny’s honey, Denny
Lisa’s Johnny’s honey
Where’s my fucking money, Denny?
Where’s my fucking money?

San Francisco’s sunny, Denny
San Francisco’s sunny
Where’s my fucking money, Denny?
Where’s my fucking money?

Denny, I’m only gonna ask you eight more times.

Where’s my fucking money, Denny?
Where’s my fucking money?
Where’s my fucking money, Denny?
Where’s my fucking money?

Where’s my fucking money, Denny?
Where’s my fucking money?
Where’s my fucking money, Denny?
Where’s my fucking money?
Track Name: The Hospital On Guerrero Street
There was a girl
That I used to know

(and she ended up in-a the hospital on Guerrero Street)

She had a guy
And he loved her so

(and she ended up in-a the hospital on Guerrero Street)

And then he found out
That she had another man

(and she ended up in-a the hospital on Guerrero Street)

And then he found out
That she had another ten

So…

I wouldn’t wanna
Mess with the future wife
Of some other guy

(or you might be ending up in-a the hospital on Guerrero Street)

You never know
If he might
Have to let the fists fly

(and you might be ending up in-a the hospital on Guerrero Street)

If that happens
I wouldn’t
Want to be in your seat

(and you might be ending up in-a the hospital on Guerrero Street)

Or you’ll be
Ending up
In-a the
Hospital
On Guerrero Street.

(ending up in-a the hospital on Guerrero Street)
Track Name: If There Was More Love
If there was more love in the world
More people would love one another
And if more people loved one another
There would be more love in the world

If you start to plan too much
It may not turn out right
And if your plans don’t turn out right
Well, maybe you plan too much

If there was more love in the world
More people would love one another
And if more people loved one another
There would be more love in the world

You need not always speak of love
It’s something that you feel
And if the love you feel is love that you feel
You need not speak of love

If there was more love in the world
More people would love one another
And if more people loved one another
There would be more love in the world
Track Name: You're Tearing Me Apart Lisa
Lisa!

You’re tearing me apart
You’re ripping me to shreds
You’re clawing at my heart, ripping at my soul
And leaving me for dead

You’re killing all our love
You’re turning it to hate
I curse the skies above, cry with all my might
Wondering if it’s not too late

You’re murdering my being
You’re rending me to bits
All our hopes and dreams, you smashed to smithereens
And it’s giving me the fits

You’re tearing me apart
You’re ripping me to shreds
You’re clawing at my heart, you’re ripping at my soul
I curse the skies above, I cry with all my might
All our hopes and dreams, you smashed to smithereens

You’re tearing me apart, Lisa!
Track Name: Me Underwears
It’s the saddest of wit, a real tragedy
You may want to sit, or even flee

Go on, I’m listening

I was making out with Michelle, in your living room
When rang the doorbell, and we must leave soon

But in donning our clothes, a detail I missed
One garment forgotten, misplaced aft our tryst

I went to retrieve, but Claudette was quick
Like you wouldn’t believe it, and I start to get sick

She shows it to everyone, and I start to cry
So if you hear about it in town, this is the reason why

Oh!

Everybody’s talking about me underwears
That me left behind in Johnny’s lairs
Beneath me clothes me completely bares
And now everybody’s talking about me underwears

Everybody’s talking about me underwears
Claudette’s waving it around up in the airs
When the people see it they will stop and stares
And now everybody’s talking about me underwears

I get the picture, about what you say
This kind of thing, happens every day

When you say “underwear” tell me what do you mean
This word you say “underwear” I’ve never seen

Everybody’s talking about me underwears
Me hate to tell you it’s me only pairs
With all of the stains and the pubic hairs
Everybody’s talking about me underwears

Me underwears (ah, ah, ah, ah)
Me underwears (ah, ah, ah, ah)
Me underwears!
Track Name: It's An Awkward Situation
Harold, my jerk brother
Is annoying your mother
So why do I bother
And worry myself?

Dollar signs he’s seeing
And now he’s believing
That he is receiving
A share of the wealth

But we had agreed
That house belongs to me
It’s the money I need
Because I don’t have my health

It’s an awkward situation
That’s bringing aggravation
It’s a complex complication
That’s what we have here

Shirley Hamilton has said
That she needs a homestead
But she can’t buy a bed
She nearly cried

So I asked your husband Johnny
If he’d loan her money
He laughed like it’s funny
And then he replied

It’s an awkward situation
That’s ruining reputations
It’s a complex complication
That’s what we have here

It’s an awkward, (It’s an awkward, It’s an awkward, It’s an awkward,)
It’s an awkward, situation right here
It’s an awkward, (It’s an awkward, It’s an awkward, It’s an awkward,)
It’s an awkward, situation my dear

And now you are saying
That from him you are straying
The field you’ve been playing
It’s over, I fear

It’s an awkward situation
Reigning desperation
It’s a complex complication
That’s what we have here
Track Name: Peter's Lament
I can’t go to Bay-To-Breakers this year
There’s too many weirdos
It’s not the distance to run that I fear
It’s merely the weirdos

It’s not the dawn’s early light, or the hills that I climb
Or the sweat I must spill in this uneven clime
Or the twists and the turns in the roads as they wind
It’s the weirdos

I won’t be running the race with you two fine men
I can’t stand the weirdos
It’s not that I wouldn’t want to see you again
It’s ‘cause of the weirdos

I’d love to go see
The beautiful scenery
And the feeling so free

But it simply won’t be
And the reason for me
Is the weirdos
The weirdos
The weirdos
Track Name: Atomic Bomb
I feel like I’m sitting on an
Atomic bomb
And it’s about to blow us all to
Kingdom come
And when this bomb goes off
It’s gonna blow us all away!

Cause Lisa’s got a lot of really
Bad news
And it’s gonna give Johnny the
Sad blues
And when he finds out, who knows
What he’s gonna say?

And when this bomb goes off, it’s going boom, boom!
And when this bomb goes off, it’s going boom, boom!
And when this bomb goes off, it’s going boom, boom, boom!

It’s gonna pull us down!
It’s gonna shake us up!
When it hits the ground
And breaks us up!

I feel like I’m sitting on an
Atomic bomb
That’s gonna send us all to the
Mausoleum
And when this bomb goes off
Who knows who’s gonna pay?

And when this bomb goes off, it’s going boom, boom!
And when this bomb goes off, it’s going boom, boom!
And when this bomb goes off, it’s going boom, boom, boom!

And when this bomb goes off, it’s going to blow us
And when this bomb goes off, it’s going to blow us
And when this bomb goes off, it’s going to blow us, all away!
Track Name: The Final Battle
Why don’t you keep your…

Stupid comments, in your pocket
Or in your shiny locket
Or tucked way, down your shirt
Or buried, in the dirt?

You’re just a chicken
Cheep cheep, cheep cheep
You’ll get a lickin’
My pain is deep

Why don’t you keep your…

Stupid comments, in your pocket
Or jam them, in your eye socket
Or with your pheasant, under glass
Or you can stick them, up your ass

I’m fed up with this world,
I’m sad, I’m bitter
With boys versus girls
But I’m no quitter

Lisa’s a cheat
And she got caught
Who I didn’t beat
It’s bullshit, I did not
Track Name: Goodbye, Doggie
Oh, hi Mark
How’s your sex life?
Mine is not so grand

Oh hi Denny
I can’t play football right now,
I hope you understand

Oh, hi doggie
I just came to say

Goodbye Mark, goodbye Denny, goodbye, doggie

Oh, hi Claudette
I hope your
Breast is feeling good

Oh, hi Chris-R
I hope that you
Are in a better mood

Oh, hi doggie
I just came to say

Goodbye, Claudette, goodbye, Chris-R, goodbye, doggie

Oh, hi Peter
You are our
Good psychologist friend

Oh, hi Steven
Uh,
Who are you again?

Oh, hi doggie
I just came to say

Goodbye Peter, goodbye Steven, goodbye, doggie

Oh, hi Mike
Are you somewhere making
Out with Michelle?

Oh, hi Lisa
You bitch,
You can go to hell

Oh, hi doggie
I just came
Track Name: You'll Never Have Me
You’ll have it bad
You’ll never be free
You’re gonna be sad
For eternity

If you were on fire
I wouldn’t pee
You cheatin’ liar
You’ll never have me

You’ll never have me (8x)

You’re gonna be alone
All the rest of your time
You won’t have no phone
You won’t be mine

Won’t have no car
Won’t have no hair
But most of all
I won’t be there

You’ll never have me (8x)