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It’s the saddest of wit, a real tragedy
You may want to sit, or even flee

Go on, I’m listening

I was making out with Michelle, in your living room
When rang the doorbell, and we must leave soon

But in donning our clothes, a detail I missed
One garment forgotten, misplaced aft our tryst

I went to retrieve, but Claudette was quick
Like you wouldn’t believe it, and I start to get sick

She shows it to everyone, and I start to cry
So if you hear about it in town, this is the reason why

Oh!

Everybody’s talking about me underwears
That me left behind in Johnny’s lairs
Beneath me clothes me completely bares
And now everybody’s talking about me underwears

Everybody’s talking about me underwears
Claudette’s waving it around up in the airs
When the people see it they will stop and stares
And now everybody’s talking about me underwears

I get the picture, about what you say
This kind of thing, happens every day

When you say “underwear” tell me what do you mean
This word you say “underwear” I’ve never seen

Everybody’s talking about me underwears
Me hate to tell you it’s me only pairs
With all of the stains and the pubic hairs
Everybody’s talking about me underwears

Me underwears (ah, ah, ah, ah)
Me underwears (ah, ah, ah, ah)
Me underwears!

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from The Room Tone - Music Inspired By The Room, released January 7, 2014

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